If you can't laugh at this your not human... Don't say, "wow, my grandma or grandpa has one" because my grand ma ma had one and I still thought it was hilarious.

Check this funny commercial from the 90's.

"I've fallen and I cant get up."

Aww I love you Fletch... :( I'm horrible

The fictional Mrs. Fletcher croaked out a line that exceeds nearly any quote out of Bartlett's in immediate recognizability.